adrianf. Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 Sniff i think ive sniff got a man sniff cold. The wife sniff had a terrible cold sniff last week and i think sniff she has passed it on to sniff me. There must be loads sniff of it about because there sniff are loads of people off sniff work at the moment. Just what sniff i bloody want sniff over Christmas. AAAACCCCHHHHOOOO Quote
teresa Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 awww dont worry hun ive booked the undertakers for you .... any last wishes Quote
stevie m Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 Well I hope you get sniff rid of that sniff so that it don't sniff ruin you sniffin christmas. I have a sniffin problem. Unlike yours mine is down to a problem with my sniffin nose. An operation later and 8 sniffin years, YES 8 sniffin years and I still have IT. All the doctor does is give me steroid spray :rolleyes: Quote
gregers Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 adrianf,you hang in there sunshine and take it easy m8 ive had a few of them sniffing colds THERE BLOODY HORRIBLE just make sure the slave looks after you without the normal complaining they normally do,just remember your SPECIAL. :lol: :( :( Quote
mumof4 Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 :lol: Oh fer gawds sake man, stop being a pussy and just get on with it!..Man cold? PAH..no such thing, :( you blokes just dont know what suffering is... :P :( :( Quote
Bigjeeze Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 Typical woman - they're built for having babies yet they still whinge & whine when they are having them - All that rubbish about " passing a cannonball" etc - Stop moaning and do your job! When a man gets flu it's devastating - because not only does he feel like sh1t but his old women goes on about having babies!! Where's the bloody logic in that!! Just do what I do and cough and splutter all over them and wipe me nose on their sleeves - they'll soon want you back to full health then. Better still cough on their mums - that another good one!! Quote
mumof4 Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 who mentioned having babies? :( i was on about the suffering we women have to put up with , with you lot moaning that your about to pop your clogs coz yer noses are running! :lol: Mind, im ok...i dont have that crap to put up with anymore!!..oh the joys of living on me todd :( Quote
Bigjeeze Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 who mentioned having babies? :( i was on about the suffering we women have to put up with , with you lot moaning that your about to pop your clogs coz yer noses are running! :lol: Mind, im ok...i dont have that crap to put up with anymore!!..oh the joys of living on me todd :( What suffering? You lot live the life of riley what with all the love and affection us men lavish on you!! Blimey - money , chocs, flowers, booze etc etc etc - easy life!!!! Quote
mumof4 Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 What suffering? You lot live the life of riley what with all the love and affection us men lavish on you!! Blimey - money , chocs, flowers, booze etc etc etc - easy life!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gawd, cant stop laffing...the Only male that lives in this house that lavishes me with hugs and chocs is my 8 yr old son. :( as for the rest..never had it when i was wed anyway so i really dont know what all the fuss is about. :lol: Quote
mk2vr6 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Posted December 24, 2007 quit your sniveling you puff, suck it up and be a man for christ sake you'll be wearing a dress next and changing your name to mary, loads of people off work with it? ahhh bless em, pufftas the lot of em, still wearing shorts to works here, washed my van today took me longer than normal though as I had to keep scrapeing the ice off to allow me to get the dirt underneath, and your whineing like a girl cos your nose is running? reach into you handbag and get a fresh hankie would you as you snot is dripping and causing marks on your blouse mary Quote
teresa Posted December 24, 2007 Report Posted December 24, 2007 What suffering? You lot live the life of riley what with all the love and affection us men lavish on you!! Blimey - money , chocs, flowers, booze etc etc etc - easy life!!!! geez i must be with the wrong man Quote
Ivor_E_Tower Posted December 27, 2007 Report Posted December 27, 2007 Last time I was off sick from work was Sept-Oct 1999 when I got flu and was in bed for 4 days. So far this autumn-winter I have avoided all the colds, coughs, flu etc going round... ...and someone at work who got ill has, I think, given me the reason......says most nasty germs are passed on by kissing. So there ARE some advantages to being loveless ! Quote
mumof4 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Posted December 27, 2007 Last time I was off sick from work was Sept-Oct 1999 when I got flu and was in bed for 4 days. So far this autumn-winter I have avoided all the colds, coughs, flu etc going round... ...and someone at work who got ill has, I think, given me the reason......says most nasty germs are passed on by kissing. So there ARE some advantages to being loveless ! That explains why ive caught every cold the kids have had :lol: Quote
Bigjeeze Posted December 27, 2007 Report Posted December 27, 2007 (edited) What suffering? You lot live the life of riley what with all the love and affection us men lavish on you!! Blimey - money , chocs, flowers, booze etc etc etc - easy life!!!! geez i must be with the wrong man That's what you ladies are missing - But - I can be hired out for a small fee - and of course I can then spray :lol: my loving all over you !!! Edited December 27, 2007 by gregers Quote
mumof4 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Posted December 27, 2007 That's what you ladies are missing - But - I can be hired out for a small fee - and of course I can then spray :lol: my loving all over you !!! gregers..you norty,norty boy! :) Quote
El Dingo Posted December 28, 2007 Report Posted December 28, 2007 That's what you ladies are missing - But - I can be hired out for a small fee - and of course I can then spray ;) my loving all over you !!! gregers..you norty,norty boy! :) You might be telling off the wrong guy... :lol: Quote
mumof4 Posted December 28, 2007 Report Posted December 28, 2007 You might be telling off the wrong guy... :) Nope :lol: check BJs post again..specially down the bottom, as i saw the post before zaffy boi got his mitts on it! ;) Quote
Bigjeeze Posted December 28, 2007 Report Posted December 28, 2007 Well Gregers - although you changed the words you got the gist (not gism) of it!!!! :) :lol: Quote
gregers Posted December 28, 2007 Report Posted December 28, 2007 thats wot happens when you plant a seed...........it grows :rolleyes: :lol: Quote
El Dingo Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 All this fiddling with peoples posts will lead to a stiffening of opinion and an eruption of mass debate. :rolleyes: Quote
mumof4 Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 All this fiddling with peoples posts will lead to a stiffening of opinion and an eruption of mass debate. :lol: With all the mass debate that may go on, people will need to take a firm grip of themselves and try and control their eruptions of emotion :rolleyes: Quote
El Dingo Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 All this fiddling with peoples posts will lead to a stiffening of opinion and an eruption of mass debate. :lol: With all the mass debate that may go on, people will need to take a firm grip of themselves and try and control their eruptions of emotion :rolleyes: Are you going to be firm about those posts? Or will you let things slide? Quote
gregers Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 you getting all wet on us el dingo??????? Quote
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